Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Adele vs. Britney - Toxic in the Deep
AW FUCK.
HOLY SHIT.
I’M SO CONFUSED.
HOW IS THIS PERFECT..
I enjoy this.
The Nine gif bumps this post from INCREDIBLE to GODLIKE.
I’d like to state for the record that I dislike Rolling in the Deep and think Toxic is an okay song. And I am ROCKING OUT WITH THIS.
Eargasm.
but the gifs.
MY EARS HAVE JUST WITNESSED PERFECTION













